2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

sextnoise:

sextnoise:

Should i download flappy bird??¿¿

I fucking hate flappy bird

clamjob:

im cute like wtf pay attention to me

snapchatting:

hearing people chew is seriously the worst sound in the world

tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

image

i hate everything u choose to be

putuporshutthefuckup:

Stay Awake in Alex Gaskarth’s handwriting.

putuporshutthefuckup:

Stay Awake in Alex Gaskarth’s handwriting.

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

riskyhood:

Calum talks for us the 5sosfam

riskyhood:

Calum talks for us the 5sosfam

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